Newsmax anchor Greg Kelly told a bizarre cautionary tale on Twitter Wednesday about his experience with marijuana ― and many readers thought he was blowing smoke. On the day New York Gov. Andrew Cuomo signed a law legalizing recreational marijuana in the state, the right-wing host wrote: “SMOKING WEED (aka GRASS) is NOT a good idea. Greg Kelly Reports is a simple show on a simple network that exists to fulfill two simple premises: The media is wrong and Donald Trump is great. It is a journalistic philosophy as lazy as the man.
© Provided by The Big Lead Greg Kelly and Champ.Joe Biden's dogs, Champ and Major, are having quite a day. First, @TheOvalPawffice, the 'parody' Twitter account which was treated as if it were run by the First Dogs, was suspended. Then Greg Kelly went after Champ during the Friday episode of Greg Kelly Reports on Newsmax.
Apparently, the appearance of the German Shepard had been bothering him all day as he tweeted a picture of the dog this afternoon saying, 'Looks like CHAMP was tied on a rope to the Back of a car for a LONG trip.'
Newsmax anchor Greg Kelly told a bizarre cautionary tale on Twitter Wednesday about his experience with marijuana ― and many readers thought he was blowing smoke. On the day New York Gov. Andrew Cuomo signed a law legalizing recreational marijuana in the state, the right-wing host wrote: “SMOKING WEED (aka GRASS) is NOT a good idea.
Here's Kelly talking about Champ on Friday night.
Doesn't he look a little rough? I love dogs! But this dog needs a bath and a comb and all kinds of love and care. I've never seen a dog in the White House like this. I remember Buddy. I remember Millie. I remember lots of dogs but not a dog who seems, I don't know. I don't know how much love and care he is getting.
Kelly then said he was 'having fun,' but immediately went back at the dog after introducing his guests.
Millie had a staff and they really took care of her. Very beautiful dog. This dog looks like from, I'm sorry, from the junkyard. And I love that dog but he looks like he's not that well cared for.
Craig Shirley then jumped in to say this.
He looks very dirty and disheveled and very unlike a presidential dog like Millie or Victory or something else in the past in the White House.
And that is your presidential dog discourse for the day on Newsmax. Who knows how OAN will respond.
© Provided by The Mary Sue marijuanaIt’s been 85 years since the premiere of Reefer Madness, a propaganda film that wildly exaggerated the effects of smoking marijuana. Arturia for mac os. Nowadays, most of us know (and science has verified) that marijuana is neither a gateway to hard drug use nor a life-ruining experience that causes violence, murder, or mayhem (the history of its being criminalized in the United States is also deeply rooted in racism and xenophobia). As a result of advocacy and shifting public opinion, several states have legalized recreational marijuana, the most recent being New York, which legalized weed just yesterday, tying the bill to racial and economic equity.
However, the growing acceptance of marijuana is still being met with fearmongering and propaganda, especially from conservatives. On Wednesday night, Newsmax host Greg Kelly tweeted a warning about the devil’s lettuce that got a lot of attention on social media. (Newsmax is, of course, the channel of choice for conservatives who are mad at Fox News for calling the 2020 election for Biden.)
Kelly wrote, “SMOKING WEED (aka GRASS) is NOT a good idea. I’ve tried it (back in the day) and it was WORSE than anything that happened to HUNTER BIDEN. I “toked up” with some buddies in Kentucky and woke up 4 days later in Nairobi, Kenya. With no idea what happened. DON’T DO DRUGS.”
SMOKING WEED (aka GRASS) is NOT a good idea. I’ve tried it (back in the day) and it was WORSE than anything that happened to HUNTER BIDEN. I “toked up” with some buddies in Kentucky and woke up 4 days later in Nairobi, Kenya. With no idea what happened. DON’T DO DRUGS.
— Greg Kelly (@gregkellyusa) March 31, 2021
Hold on … is this man saying that he smoked a joint and woke up four days later on a different continent!? This is patently absurd, as any marijuana user can tell you. The furthest I’ve ever traveled while high has been from my couch to my bed, and when you’re baked it honestly feels like a journey to Mordor.
Kelly’s bizarre tweet got quickly roasted on Twitter, with many mocking both his outrageous story and his use of the dated slang “grass,” i.e. Antispy for mac. a word only our parents and narcs still use. (For the record, Kelly is 52, not 102.) Many also wonder what exactly Kelly smoked, or if his joint was laced with angel dust or PCP, actual hallucinogens that will mess you up.
I don’t know why no one told you prior to this but you and your buddies weren’t smoking weed. 😐 pic.twitter.com/2gglr5PtCj
— Nikki (@frontroyalgirl) April 1, 2021
DRINKING FIZZY LIFTING DRINKS is NOT a good idea. I’ve tried it and it was WORSE than anything that happened to GREG KELLY. I “toked up” with my grandpa during a tour of a chocolate factory and we nearly got sliced by ceiling fans. Four other kids died. DON’T DO CANDY. pic.twitter.com/CAAUMt4fZH
— Santa Claus, CEO (@SantaInc) April 1, 2021
Cheers to all who have “toked up” in Kentucky and ended up in Kenya because that’s definitely a thing that happens when you smoke weed https://t.co/OXp6jkmwdV
— Katie Hill (@KatieHill4CA) April 1, 2021
honey, you did PCP.
— ⚓️🚢Imani Gandy 🚢⚓️ (@AngryBlackLady) April 1, 2021
okay so confession time I’m one of Greg Kelly’s “buddies” in Kentucky. We all hate him and thought it would be funny if we drugged him and mailed him to Nairobi like Garfield sending Nermal to Abu Dhabi https://t.co/EqgL0gLUhQ
— actioncookbook (@actioncookbook) April 1, 2021
Keep in mind that Kelly is a notorious conspiracy theorist, who has also claimed that Champ and Major Biden aren’t really the Biden’s dogs. Ati radeon 9000 pro for mac. He also tried to blast McDonald’s for no longer offering the “McFish” and calling him a “male Karen.” FYI, it’s called the Filet-O-Fish, dude. I thought you were a journalist.
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